I had to slightly amend this in the name of truthfulness a few days after initially posting it. These surveys really start to seem like the work of paedophiles, if you think about them with any intensity, so it's a public service for me to be filling them out too.
How many guys do you have a thing for right now?gross. What colour are your eyes?blue. Whos your last txt from?
Julian Harris 'I suggest it's still on despite the rain. We can re-create bbq conditions inside!' Do you smoke cigarettes?I would rather cut my own throat and yours too (first). Do you drink coffee?it makes me jittery and sick, but yes. Are you married?Yes Do you miss someone?yes.Will you ever speak to them again?They died this morning (sob).Did any of your friends go out with your ex?Ex schmex.What are you wearing right now?a flowery dress.Are you mad at anyone right now?Probably.How is your hair?Best it's ever beenHave you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 48 hours?Everyone more like.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?Straight? LOLDid you stay friends with your ex's?'Did'? 'Ex's'?Do you like your first name?I wish it were 'Poet'.Do you like to cuddle?Get outWhat are your initials?DGNBaseball or Football?football.Ever been to the snow?1980.Do you love someone?yes.Last time you went to the beach?Moonee Ponds Creek beach last week.Last person you called?Mia R. SchoenWhat's the last thing you ate?A roast potato courtesy Nicole Thibault.Last person to pick you up from somewhere?interesting Last person or thing you cried over?spilt some milk on my dead friendDo you cry easily?don't start meDo you have any siblings?yes, 5.Are they close in age?
to who? each other, me, Rob Lowe? Three days from now will you be a in relationship?'a in'? Seems likely. Who was the last person in your bedroom?Aside from my wife and a cat, I can only recall Mia's sister Kerstin about seven or eight months ago when I showed her where Asha was sleeping, or her son Rohan, who picked all the felt pieces off a card by the bed and stuck them back on.What color shirt are you wearing?redDo you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?seems likely based on past experience.Do you need to say anything to anyone right now?Obviously.Do you know anyone that smokes pot?ha.Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?What a concept.What will you do after this survey?Do something else which won't help me sleep. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?check the time.What do you currently hear?Asha wandering aroundEver talked to someone that was drunk?For god's sake, I'm 43. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?Ask me in 4 minutesDo you still turn to your parents for advice or comfort?Less than I once might have.Have you ever punched a tree?Sounds like something I wouldn't be into.Does someone like you right now?Without a doubt.What were you doing at 9 this morning?at work.Do you like to argue?I must do.Have you ever felt replaced?Not possible.What do you do when you have a bad day?put shot.What's currently bothering you right now?My style.When were you last outside?11 pmAre you afraid of the dark?Not in the least.When is your birthday?AprilWhen is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends?About half an hour agoHow are you feeling?pebbledashDo you have a license?I have a few.What is something great that happened today?I saw Asha in the bathroom (with the door open).