Showing posts with label hacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hacks. Show all posts

Saturday, July 15, 2023

rolling stone's one hundred greatest whatevers


I have had a real set against Rolling Stone magazine for a long time now. Nothing (well a little) to do with the fact that I used to regularly write for the Australian version. I just find it a ridiculously conservative, retrograde organ and I have never found it a pleasure to read, not really. It bugs me that it has often been considered a journal of record and most specifically, right now, it is burning me up that wikipedia is so beholden to noting when records make lists of Rolling Stone's hundred whatever albums (same with AllMusic and that Erlewine who cannot possibly have written all that stuff ascribed to him... or if he did, how the hell did he find time in a life to listen to so much?!). The fact (yes fact) is that RS best-of lists are utterly revisionist, at least, they revise the actual magazine's response to things at the time of release/relevance. RS has often not had the courage of its convictions, or rather, it has had no convictions: it's stuck being a conga line of one suckhole lock step behind the music industry. I remember, and this is a silly example because I don't know what RS ultimately did or has since said about this record, that I reviewed Mercury Rev's Deserters Songs for (Australian) RS and gave it 5 stars, and they wouldn't let me, apparently this was tainting the brand or something (words to the effect of, we only give a couple of records a year that kind of rating). I don't know why I'm telling that story because it doesn't mean much unless we know more about the way RS subsequently has dealt with that album but I do know (from just looking it up on wikipedia to see what year it came out) that it was the NME's album of the year that year. Aust RS people didn't have a clue what it was. I certainly hadn't heard of Mercury Rev before, at least I don't think I had. But I think I'm right that it was/is a fabulous record and that it's a great example of an RS-friendly record... anyway. Who cares, no-one, it just gets my goat. 

When the Australian version of the magazine finally gave up and went online only, a few years ago, I was on social media not crowing exactly but throwing a little shade on people who were bemoaning its loss and the response (from music journalist types, obviously) was, well, it was a good earner for some. But that's not the point. If you want to write shit for a shit magazine, you've already given up your dream of being a quality writer for a living. I was always a hack for $$ in the magazine industry, not proud of it, but proud of not being proud of it. 

Thursday, December 01, 2022

auckland a week ago


Well, I would not be so jejeune as to describe the trip to Auckland as gruelling. All that happened was, we were about an hour late taking off, and so it's now 3:21 Auckland time as I write this and I'm not tired really though I have a headache and feel somewhat ticked off that my room is this massive space with a spectacular view but it's all kind of shoddy and for instance the wardrobe door is sticky on the side and the whole thing just looks like faded 80s grandeur. It's far too big for one person (a huge living area and a reasonably large bedroom, a bathroom etc) and while it does have a wardrobe for instance what it doesn't have is a place to put things like socks. No drawers, is what I'm saying. Also, for a fairly exy hotel, no snacks or bar, not that I ever drink anything from the bar fridge but... just feels weird. Maybe it's a cultural thing. Also, the guy at the desk said 'we checked your card and it was declined,' which it... couldn't have been, but if it was, they didn't email me about that or anything (and when I emailed them a few days ago to say I'd be late coming, they didn't respond). Gripe, whine, it's fine but still it sort of sucks. 

On the plane I watched the first two episodes of the show Hacks which I'd heard about and it had never really appealed to me as a concept, but the minute I started watching it I was like yes. Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder both hit the ground running and have a tremendous 'y'know, we're not so different after all' chemistry which I really enjoy. I will strive to see more of this show, it's great. 

That said: I have the balcony door open, and it's raining really heavily out there, and the temperature's nicely cool, no mosquitoes here. I miss Laura, Nancy'n'Helmi and Perry but otherwise, I feel reasonably OK. 

a new wings compilation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'WINGS is the ultimate anthology of the band that defined the sound of the 1970s. Personally overseen by Paul, WINGS is available in an ...