mate you couldn't make this stuff up

I dreamt Millie was walking funny and I said to Mia, 'why is that?' and then I had a flashback to when Millie was training to be a missionary in Laos and she fell out of a ten-story (victorian, brick) building into a tree at a bad angle. As she was young, she thought this was how you got down from high places so she then leapt into another, lower tree and this clearly caused some damage to her legs or hips.


I apologised to Millie for all this anthropomorphication and she sat down as if to say, 'no worries'.