funny

 'Do you know her, Funny?' 'At least she knows me' 

14 December 2023. Continuing the Covid era posts from, well, 17 days ago...

I have been alternating today between watching 2011 episodes of The Simpsons (as you will recall, I watch them with Finnish subtitles) and episodes of Friends from the very start. It began running in 1994. 

In Finland, Krusty is known as 'Funny', which strikes me as fairly basic, unless there's a more subtle meaning to this appellation that I don't understand, though I suppose calling a clown 'Funny the Clown' (except the Finns don't have definite articles, so they're a bit hamstrung with that trope) is suitably grim. 

There's a lot of talk these days (that's a lie, but there is some talk) (what would I know. It's still on TV, maybe people talk about it all the time) about when The Simpsons jumped the shark. If you'd asked me, let's say, a year ago I would have said probably after 6 or 7 years, but really, no. These 2011 eps are actually usually pretty strong, who knows, maybe new episodes sometimes still hit the right note today, though I kind of doubt it (but then, what would I have said a year ago? exactly). Not that I can remember anything much that they have been about. There was the episode featuring Ted Nugent (yep, apparently he is actually doing his own voice there) as a celebrity who Homer, as a right-wing TV commentator, wants to endorse for president. I know The Simpsons' joke about 'President Trump' ten years (or whenever) before the real thing was the most prescient they got about Trump, but this is pretty prescient. 

I've referred to this before, probably not that long ago, but I read once in a magazine a critic's opinion that Lou Reed only got loud and raucous when his lyrics weren't up to scratch (I mean LR was a professional, maybe he thought certain kinds of music went with certain kinds of lyrics, like, bad ones went with raucous music). I think that when The Simpsons is low on ideas or even ways to convey ideas it goes violent and cruel, particularly to animals, which I don't really find that funny.*

Friends is an interesting show. As it's finding its feet in these early episodes, I'm intrigued by the way it tries to hard to get us engaged with these characters who, of course, meant precisely nothing to anyone in 1994 (neither did any of the actors, I think, though maybe Courteney Cox had a career before this?). It does this partly by heaps of reaction shots and glances between characters hearing a line, split-second shots that go nowhere, breaking up the rapid fire nature of the dialogue and instead forcing us to think: wow, these kids really do care about each other and enjoy each other's company. So we should too! 

I'm also interested to think about the impact Seinfeld had on Friends, by which I guess I also mean every sitcom after Seinfeld. The way the Friends people sometimes dwell at the fringes of celebrity (Joey is Al Pacino's butt double the way that Kramer was in a Woody Allen movie, for instance - and both took their roles way too seriously and got fired, ha ha) or the way that the Friends people are often regretlessly shallow. Gosh it must be hard to set up a sitcom and keep it going. It takes a lot of talent, probably even more luck. According to Wikipedia the six stars of Friends (or at least the five living ones) make twenty million dollars a year just from repeats of the fucking show. No-one deserves that (or everyone does). 

*Partly because it reminds me that the world is cruel, to animals and people, but also because I just don't  understand why it should be funny.

where were you...

...when you heard Alvin Stardust was dead? 

The emergence of Baz Luhrmann's Elvis set me thinking, self-obsessedly, about my experience of celebrities particularly in regards to their deaths. Actually, first of all it set me thinking about Lou Reed's song 'The Day John Kennedy Died', which is on his album The Blue Mask, from 1982. My initial memory was that it was the first time I'd ever heard a Lou Reed song, and that my thought was, 'This is that guy that everyone goes on about?' but geez, I was 17 in 1982 and of course if nothing else I'd heard 'Walk on the Wild Side' which came out a decade earlier though I am surprised to see, on doing a li'l research, that it wasn't a hit (at least not nationally, perhaps it was a hit in Victoria). So I listened to Lou Reed's John Kennedy song and it is a terrible song, but it's not terrible in the way I remember it. I remember it much more rambling, made up on the spot, with bad rhymes. It does have reasonably bad rhymes but it's a lot more 'folk' than I recalled, maybe everything was more 'folk' then so it didn't stick out. It's certainly something the world could have done without. 

In any case, my point is that of course I wasn't anywhere when JFK was shot, but I do remember where I was when I heard the JFK song, or at least I am pretty sure I do, I was in the backyard of our house in Scott St, Hawthorn and I was listening to it on a portable radio, I think someone was actually playing a few songs from The Blue Mask; I definitely remember the song 'Women' as well from that time, and thinking 'fuck, that's horrible'. Also, 'that's a really, really, horrible song'. And, 'Christ that is terrible'. Additionally, 'what the hell was he thinking writing that song let alone singing it.' It was a sunny day. I wonder what made me persist? With listening to the radio I mean. I don't care that Lou Reed made a terrible album, or at least, not enough to question my own existence, just its. 

I remember where I was when Elvis died, or when I heard about it, roughly speaking. At least I remember seeing the headlines outside the milkbar in Riversdale Road near Robinson Road, and in my recollection the headline actually didn't say 'Elvis is dead' but something like 'top pop star dies', indicative of the fact that Elvis was at that time seen as so much of a washed up oldie that his name wouldn't sell papers, but the mention of a top pop star, which he undeniably once had been, would.* That was August 1977 so I was 12 and I'm going to go with this memory, even though you'd imagine that with my interest in pop culture and the world I'd have a little more comprehension but to be fair to me, (1) before 16 August 1977 (actually, 17 August in Australia) Elvis was on the level of let's say Jerry Lee Lewis, Buddy Holly or Johnny Cash - old, long ago music from before I was born (2) the name Elvis is weird, yes, but the name Alvin also has L, V and I in the middle of it: I was confused between 'Elvis Presley' and 'Alvin Stardust'.** I didn't entirely know the difference between the two of them. I do recall the first time I became aware of Elvis Presley as an entity was from a riddle in a joke book: 'What lives at the bottom of the garden and sings? Elvis Parsley'. This is almost funnier when you don't know there is someone called Elvis Presley but it also meant that for years I had to work backwards from 'Parsley' to 'Presley' to remember Elvis Presley's name. (I note that Elvis Costello released his first album a month before EP died; I am pretty sure I had no knowledge of him). 

A la Michael Jackson, once Elvis died, he was instantly a legend and undeniably perfect to many, and little kids who weren't really aware of any singer much, were suddenly besotted with him. I don't know what that's about but it's a thing.

I have probably already told you about how I found out about Princess Diana's death. It was when I was living in Hartwell and Mia and I were crossing the railway tracks there and a man came up to us out of the blue and said 'Princess Diana's been in a car accident. But she's going to be OK'. Hmm, so now I look at it I suppose that wasn't really finding out about her death, but it was finding out that something that happened to her was going to be enough of a phenomenon that strangers would talk to other strangers about it. Incidentally that's part of Lou Reed's song about JFK - that at first, he only knew that Kennedy had been shot, then he found out he was actually dead. 

I have other memories of celebrity death but that'll do for now OK. 

* This is the cover of the Age announcing Elvis' death; it was front page news, but not the biggest news of the day. By the way, what I was discussing above re: 'top pop star' was a point of sale poster, not a headline on a newspaper, but I don't think it was the Age's point of sale, probably the Sun. Presumably those things never get kept anyway. 

*Alvin Stardust by the way has been dead for almost eight years, and I have to say I was only dimly aware of that. Or, to be honest, I just wasn't sure.