more josephine mitchell just for you: 'it's hard to beat a good lettuce'

EXCLUSIVELY for you. I don't know when I wrote this. So let's just put it here so I can put it in the recycling and there's room for a little more air in the house. 

jo mitchell 31+ years ago

Not only did I write this I put my damn fool name on it. I don't remember what Inside Soap precisely, but I think it was the Attic Futura (where I worked on various magazines) soap opera magazine. But I might be getting that mixed up with something else. 

JM was a very smart person I enjoyed talking to at least once but probably more than once. She's a month younger than me. She has a degree. In Mediaeval and Religious Studies.  

E Street was hilarious. I'd like to see it all again from beginning to end. Please.