Are you cheating on someone right now?
Not right now I'm filling in another of these ridiculous questionnaire things I nicked from Sadie.
Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?
Lately? I must be very secure because I am not sure.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Maybe with my name and address.
Just how many people do you have a thing for right now?
Is it precision you're after? Just how many? A 'thing'? None.
Who was the last person you have a missed call from?
If you took a drug test would you pass it?
Do you pass with or without? I would pass for no drugs.
What did you do last night?
I watched Rush and wrote stuff.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
History suggests that I can.
Day been rough?
Not so far.
Do you dye your hair?
That would be some dye.
Tell me about the shirt you' re wearing?
I bought it at Savers in Greensborough seven or eight years ago. It features a stick figure with its mouth open in a house-shaped shape, and the words 'Don't just stand there... SING!' It is red.
Do you plan on going to college?
Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?
If I got a weird growth on my skull like the guy I saw on the bus yesterday, yes.
Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
Do you have anything that belongs to your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't have a boyfriend OR a girlfriend.
What's one fact about the last person you texted?
She likes parmesan cheese.
How has this week been?
When was the last time you were sick?
A month ago.
When you say you don't care, do you mean it?
How old is the first person on your top?
See above. He or she is a stick figure.
Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
In bed asleep.
What woke you up this morning?
When you are home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
Come over and find out. Oh, then I won't be alone. It will have to remain a mystery.
What plans do you have for tonight?
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
What time did you wake up this morning?
What don’t you leave the house without?
Kicking Bela and calling him fat.
Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
It is not impossible.
Would you kill a hobo for 100,000,000 dollars?
You mean, a crime which it is unlikely would be solved? I doubt it.
Have you recently done anything that you wouldn't want your parents to find out about?
Have you thought about an ex today?
Not until I read this question and tried to remember what an 'ex' would constitute for me.
It's 4 in the morning and your phone rings; who is it?
I don't know, but it's happened.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
No, maybe a few.
Have you ever kissed someone and hated it?
When's the last time you said you were okay, but really weren't?
Oh you know. Probably happens every so often. Not masking inner tragedy though. Perhaps inner boredom.
What do you think of people that do drugs?
En masse, nothing. It's very common.
What happened at 9 AM today?
I was at work.
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
Messed up? Not particularly, hassled up, maybe.
When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
Is anyone on your mind?
Is your phone close to you?
Bet you're missing someone now?
Gosh you're clever.
Last place you went out to eat?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Is anyone interested in you right now?
Possibly, you never know with people.
Do you get along with girls?
Yes. I'm not retarded.
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
It's cheap to think. But in this case I don't even think I've thought about it. Thanks for that image.
What cant you wait for?
For you to learn all about apostrophes. (Nice one Sadie)
Rent a movie or go to movies?
Bit of both.
Have you had alcohol in your system this week?
Does your myspace password have anything to do with a boy?
I am a boy and it's my password.
Are you happy with life?
My life is clearly better than most people's, through little effort on my part.
Could you cry right now?
What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Is there anything that you are craving right now?
What do you need to be doing right now?
Making the world a better place.
Where was your default picture taken?
What were you doing at 1 AM this morning?
When was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes?
Do you wear the seat belt in the car?
I wear the seat belt in the car on the road.
Next vacation you're going on?
Do you like to text or call more?
Where will you be in an hour?
When was the last time you danced with a boy or a girl?
Do you like to exercise?
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
What are you doing tomorrow?
What was the last thing you ate/drank?
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Bela fighting Asha.
Have you spoken to your mother today?
When was the last time you spoke to one of your siblings?