Monday, June 08, 2009

the queen is a bore and so is her birthday holiday

What do you consider some perks of being your gender? Unwarranted power and respect. Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?No Would you ever get your nipples pierced? No What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol? Champagne, cinzano - all the 'ch' alcohols. Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger? Uncertain. Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?i don't think so... What is your favorite line from a movie? 'Fellas... I don't recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kind of questions. And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves.' Would you rather be the opposite sex? (shrug) Do you like spending time with your parents? It's fine What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl? Not tolerate it. Have you ever gambled? Yes and I usually win What would you NEVER name one of your children?John, David.What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?There is an ethiopian one in San Francisco I liked.What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?Brotherhood bin, or equivalent. Do you use tobacco products? Never. What magazine do you read or look through most often? Overland, The New Yorker, Australian Planner, Mojo, Yeti, Harpers, Meanjin. Do you support local music/artists?Yes. What style of house would you like to live in? I am in it. 1972 3 br brick large yard. Would you ever go a week without showering? Doesn't sound like me. If your nails are painted, what color are they?They're not. Do you put posters on your bedroom walls? No. Do you use iTunes or do you use music player?itunes. Do you flip the channel when commercials come on?i rarely watch tv.Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you? Of course not! I would not date anyone. What would you do if your parents caught you drinking? Wonder what they were doing in the same place and get ready for stress. Have you seen any of the Saw movies? No Do you watch any cartoons? Simpsons What was your favorite book as a kid? Animal Farm Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found? Probably If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be? My eyebrow


boy moritz said...

That sad face of yours could use a big bushy moustache.

Bwca Brownie said...

If I had been forced to testify to the HUA my answers would have caused them to shoot me on the spot.
(so sad that getting tangled up with that nutjob MiaFarrow has destroyed the legend that Woody woulda had)

The Simpsons is pure genius in 40 ways.
"wonder what they were doing in the same place and get ready for stress"

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Bwca Brownie said...

1. dear BoyMoritz (above)
That's not a sad face - it's a late-night many-empties face.
Possibly celebrating his disinterest in the holiday for Her Maj.

2. the pointless spam:
you translated it? you have KRudd there with you?
Thanks though, I am just relieved it isn't filth, but not happy since it seems to go wherever I have been. I am hating that.

David said...

I translated it with an online translator, which for all I know sanitises everything it touches.