Tuesday, May 19, 2009

what girls are saying near me lately

Very attractive girls (not my type, mind you) handing out vegan booklets on campus. I actually steeled myself to take one because I assumed it was right wing religious literature but I didn't want to deviate from my course. Anyway between the first attractive girl and the second I noticed that the literature was produced by Vegans from Queensland. I said to the second one, 'Why Queensland?' and she said: 'I... have no idea!'

A few hours later a tall young woman walking past me in conversation laugh-says while snapping her fingers to emphasise the weirdness of it, 'Completely Jewish theatre!'

3 comments:

youth is hot and bold said...

Why not Queensland? The things one utters to be noticed by the young and attractive. I think Rod Stewart had a very high success rate with "what's that in your basket?"

David said...

I tried that, youth is hot and bold, and imagine my surprise to find it was her full & heaving young bosom.

Anonymous said...

david that is inexcusabnle dork reply!
mia should dump you! she's a babe - you're not even chris marshall.
i am so cruel. i don't even understand your reply!!'is thtre problems on home front?
m,ia ia a stunner as is my babe kate
you becareful fucker.
lerve stephano
ps: i've given up tyrying to be interested in yaq mates younger groups. basicallky - they are shithpouse - modern equivilent of TASTE!
stephen
ˆI know more than you know -will invite ya to dinner soon - when not so mental.