Erase my answers and fill in your answers.
1. Name something you use in the shower?
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield?
a thousand dollars (if they had been told there was ten million there)
4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
5. What is another word for blemish?
Robert Doyle would probably get in something about Adelaide, but I'll say... Robert Doyle
6. What is something you cook in the microwave?
as opposed to reheat... h'mmm. Good question. Maybe some of that microwavable cheesy pasta shit (tm)?
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving?
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
Invites friends home for dinner and forgets to tell anyone else. One of the friends is Joaquin Phoenix. It was the day the house was being demolished.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for?
A testanus injection.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
For telling people to 'stop looking at my tits'.
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
Tally Ho Mephistopheles
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
hot dog eating contest particularly if conducted over forty years
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day?
not teach them about apostrophes
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
there is nothing you can wear that doesn't have a hole in it... except a smock... and yours has a dirty big hole in it.
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
Name something that doesn't.