‘Piss off.’
How many albums (let alone books) start
with those words? How likely would anyone be to imagine, for that matter, that
an album – a cheery, funny, lively multiplatinum album – by one of the world’s most
beloved pop stars would start with those words? Unframed, unattached to
anything else, conceptually adrift, nothing at all to do with the rest of the
song that kicks off the album (‘Too Many People’), but undeniably there –
undeniably except to those billions of people who heard the words, but chose not to hear them. Because that’s not
what someone like Paul McCartney would think, say or sing.
It’s just one little beserk component of
Paul and Linda McCartney’s Ram. But there
are a lot more sides to Ram, few mystical,
but many mysterious. It’s a
multilayered record. The duo – he the
most commercially successful pop composer of his generation, she a completely
untested and indeed hitherto unambitious novice – were experimenting with how
to write their lives, how to project as role models, which they were whether
they wanted it or not, and how to produce pop that was satisfying to them and also
their, or rather his, fans.
Even more than many albums with a life
beyond their original few months of initial release, Ram has had a few lives and iterations. There are also (at least)
two whole-album covers compilations from the 21st century, which
indicate the resilience of the concept. But it’s a lot more than just a wild
card LP with an extensive half-life. It’s a multifaceted document that can give
the sensitive listener insight into the world of the Beatles, particularly in
their post-breakup public trainwreck but also the world of pop in the early 70s
as it consolidated its breakthrough from kids’ trivial entertainment to ‘rock’:
social commentary and mirror of the counterculture. The album was produced in
the context of the Kent State shootings, Ohio’s state guard response to student
protests against the invasion of Cambodia; the trial of Charles Manson, who
claimed his killing spree was sanctioned through a Paul McCartney song. During
its recording, 14 US Army officers were charged over the Mai Lai massacre; an
earthquake killed 50 000 in Peru and the painter Mark Rothko killed himself.
Elvis Presley met Richard Nixon in the middle of the Ram recordings: a stark illustration of the establishment taking
pop music seriously (fifteen years after Elvis was anything like a threat) but
also of the co-option of youth rebellion into the conservative heartland. All
recaps of 1970 include another crucial, defining moment: the official breakup
of the Beatles.
Ram first came into my life in 1978. I was thirteen, and assiduously
gathering a Beatles record collection largely through the purchase of
secondhand albums, grabbing what I could on the assumption that (a) I would
eventually have them all, so it didn’t really matter the order I acquired them;
(b) although Roy Carr and Tony Tyler’s book The
Beatles: An Illustrated Record – which introduced me to the idea that
popular music writing did not always have to be swooning fandom or respectful
chin-stroking nods of approval but could also occasionally call out a dud – was
broadly a good guide to value in Beatle releases and also often funny, an
adolescent schoolboy in Melbourne, Australia did not need or want the same
taste as a couple of late twenties New
Musical Express writers who’d seen it all a hundred times over; and (c) while
you might want Lennon on your side in an argument, Paul McCartney was more fun.
I had a materially adequate middle-class life and I was comfortable, too, with what
no-one then would have called my feminine side to not feel in any way threatened
by syrupy ballads or heavy sensitivity. I saw that McCartney could wear his
heart on his sleeve, and that was gutsy. I liked punk and would come to love what
we now call postpunk - that was really the music of my generation – but I
recognized a spirit of artistic inquiry when I saw it. I felt then, as I feel
now, that McCartney was trying for, and often getting to, that sweet spot where
he could be artistically fulfilled and
connect with much of the rest of the world, too. That was admirable.
Ram ticked all the boxes, on quite a few levels (Carr and Tyler hated
it, but then, they also hated Yoko Ono). It was a pop album and who’s worth
knowing who doesn’t love pop? It was so riddled with ideas that no fewer than
four tracks morphed into variations or new songs before your very ears. It had
the requisite number of weird noises, strange notions and, of course, like many
of the ex-Beatles’ records, it was part of the long strange unresolvable mess
of largely antipathetic communications amongst themselves which made you feel
half like you were privy to juicy scandal and half like you were on the other side
of a thin wall.
But what Ram has which could not be in dispute (except for those who could
not hear it, like that ‘piss off’) was amazing songwriting. ‘Dear Boy’,
sonically a tribute to the Beach Boys but lyrically the most extraordinary
tightrope walk between sensitivity and schadenfreude imaginable: addressed to
Linda’s first husband, Joseph Melville See (not, as some thought, to John Ono
Lennon) it finds Paul commiserating, but perhaps also just slightly berating,
See for failing to… sorry but it has to be said… see the value of Linda. In 1963 he’d effectively abandoned Linda
and their young daughter Heather to travel and study in Africa for a year, his
negligence killing the marriage. The story goes that he never forgave himself –
but that he maintained a cordial relationship with the McCartneys ever after.
It has the spectacular ‘Uncle
Albert/Admiral Halsey’, psychedelia’s last gasp and Paul McCartney’s first
number one hit, in a post-Beatles incarnation; almost an album’s worth of
musical ideas in itself this track, clashing concepts and references, some of
them harsh and troublesome, some of them high camp, all inventive and
effective; it’s a patchwork of melodies and silliness that works because of its
own crash or crash through exuberance. That line about the butter not melting,
so the singer put it in a pie still raises the hairs on the back of my neck,
largely because I find it so silly – indeed, I might almost say ‘stupid’. But
that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work, and that Herb Alpert-esque trumpet line
cures anything.
Those were Paul and Linda compositions. Of
Paul’s own, there’s ‘Back Seat of My Car’ – a paean to teenage sex and driving,
a theme he would return to a few years later on one of the more raucous Wings
singles, ‘Helen Wheels.’ Here, Paul and his date – you can’t help but imagine
it as him and Linda half their lives ago, even though they’d only known each
other three years – are triumphant against the grim forebodings of a conservative,
fearful world who tell them in voices that sound like someone’s put their
finger on the record to drag it down slower and more stentorian – ‘making love
is wrong.’ As if!
Those are three of today’s favourites. But
there is, in fact, not a dud track anywhere on Ram. Perhaps, in a way, it’s self-indulgent, but it’s
self-indulgence by people who not only accept their fame and celebrity –
unavoidable – but also the good fortune they have, to be welcomed into a
million homes as entertainers and, in some strange way, role models. If the
whole world really only wanted the Beatles to reform, well, that wasn’t going
to happen in a hurry (forty-five years later, we know it was never going to
happen at all) and in the meantime, the McCartneys welcomed the world – ‘piss
off’ or no ‘piss off’ – into (a version of) their partnership. There was some
arrogance to this album, and its stance, but then – if you know something’s
great, how arrogant are you really being by acknowledging that mere fact?
When I began working on this study of Ram and the way it fits into the story
of the western world’s political, social and cultural 1970s, I suddenly found
myself surrounded by messages from my own universe that confirmed that the McCartneys
and their story continue to be relevant. I had to wonder whether these were
ubiquitous but I was just suddenly spotting them now, because I was thinking
about Ram. One night on facebook two friends – people I
don’t know terribly well, from different spheres of my life, and who certainly
don’t know each other – spontaneously posted on Paul McCartney within an hour
of each other. One simply posted Paul’s 2013 song with the surviving members of
Nirvana, ‘Cut Me Some Slack’, and suggested that anyone who thought McCartney
was irrelevant in the 21st century had to listen to this (I agree).
Another was apparently moved by the spirit of the times to proclaim:
Excuse me, but why do so many "hate" Paul
McCartney??? I don't get it. WHY??? It is the same as people who hate Yoko ...
WHY??? I love them both.. and they are supposedly responsible for breaking the
Beatles up.. even though it is NOT true.. . That only meant the Beatles all
brought out great solo records..!!!
So WHY the hatred to Paul ... and YOKO??
But that energy into something more constructive..
PS George is my favourite Beatle.
just saying.
Facebook is, of course, a dynamic thing that panders to any
hints you give it. So, unmysteriously, these posts (and my benign responses to
them) dislodged a piece of detritus I’d forgotten about from a few months
earlier when my friend Barry had posted an image of the cover of the Ram album with my face over Paul’s and
one of my beagles’ – also Barry, no relation – over the ram in question. This
also suddenly appeared in my timeline again. The universe, it seems, was coming
together to celebrate a venerable septuagenarian whose past still resonated for
many, and whose current work still struck a chord for new fans; and the labour
of love he created with a genuine soul mate whose worth he never underestimated
or took for granted (and, from all reports, vice-versa).
1971 was a good year for diversity and adventure in popular
music: the beginnings of decades often are, particularly once the grip of the
old recedes, hyperbole drops away and society looks forward to how to
encapsulate or typify the spirit of the new. But the 70s themselves were also
an extraordinary and wonderful (in the sense of: full of wonder) decade; the
era seemed, to many at the time, to be a shallow echo of the revolutionary 60s,
two steps forward, six steps back – to purloin from the Gang of 4’s own caustic
song from the other end of the 70s, ‘At Home He’s a Tourist’. History is not,
however, about how people were wrong or where they ended up. It’s also about
what they thought, felt, believed, did and how they responded. Ram is an early seventies album, British-written,
New York-recorded; like the McCartneys themselves, it’s a blend of two cultures
(each culture itself a hybrid, multifaceted culture). The album can reveal
volumes about the time it was made in, and its own creation to that time can be
tracked in numerous ways.
The ‘piss off’, by the way, was Paul saying it was easy as pie,
a deliberate non-sequiteur. The joke – such as it was – was, it seems, ‘Piss off, cake.’
He explained, long after the fact, ‘a piece of cake becomes piss off cake, and
it's nothing.’[i]
But Ram is a lot more than that: memoir, philosophy, diarizing, satire, surrealism, retribution,
commentary; all to freewheeling, esoteric music often evoking the past (be it
Buddy Holly, the Beach Boys or even the Beatles) but aiming squarely at being a
part of 1971 and into the future. It only looked
like a piss off cake.
[i] http://www.beatlesbible.com/people/paul-mccartney/albums/ram/
So a lot can change in 15 years. I can't remember precisely when I started this blog but yeah it probably was about 2005, which seems simultaneously yesterday and also so long ago it's stupid. I have not lived at Lorraine Crescent itself since 2013 I think, so almost half of this blog's life its name has been partially a lie (names are just so weird. I remember when Michelle Cannane left the Cannanes in 1986? or when we broke up briefly in 1988? Both of those times, we were like - should we change the name then? I guess we didn't change it the first time because we thought she might came back and then we didn't change it the second time because we hadn't changed it the first time, and also by then we figured we had some cache - lol - and some records out, so to start again would be to build on a foundation of wet sand, but in hindsight that might not have been a bad idea, but also, we had some unsold records to flog or something... I dunno).
