Age: 8ish
Likes: Sleeping, being tickled or whatever you call that under the neck, sometimes a thumb in the ear is good.
Dislikes: Everything else and Nancy
Children: Many, but I don't talk to them
Lives: Upstairs. In the bedroom 99.9% of the time, leaving only for toilet and food.
Ambitions: To eliminate my enemies, including Nancy and even Perry if I can.
Will Angus Taylor challenge for the leadership of the Liberal Party today? I'd say 'those are all words' but I don't know what words are. Angus should take heed of Peter Costello's and Josh Frydenburg's hesitancy when it comes to challenging; you end up looking weak. However, he should also take heed of other Liberals-in-opposition who simply held the fort for a while as the real people got into position, a la Downer, Nelson etc. Hopefully keeping both of these in mind will put him in such a whirlwind of stasis he'll run round and round and turn into butter.
Favourite album: OK Computer
What's a secret you've never told anyone? I quite envy happy bisexuals.
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