about the author

Hi, my name is:
David

Never in my life have I been:
closer to dying

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Meatloaf

When I'm nervous:
my eyes dart around

The last song I listened to was:
forgettable, apparently

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
would be sadiee.

My hair is:
gross.

When I was 5:
'Let it Be' was a hit single

Last Christmas:
I gave you my heart

I should be:
dancing

When I look down I see:
a thousand people just like me

The happiest recent event was:
finding my (appointments) diary

If I were a character on Friends I'd be:
Phoebe, as per Jim

By this time next year:
You all will have forgotten.

My current thought is:
logical

I have a hard time understanding:
.

There's this girl I know that:
i miss heaps.

You know I like you when:
I say so.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
Richard Wilkins.

Take my advice:
it's awfully good and I don't need it.

The thing I want to buy:
is no longer available for purchase.

If you visited the place I was born:
You would also visit the place I was married and be able to get some bubble tea (it's QV)

I plan to visit:
so bake a cake.

If you spent the night at my house:
you could distract me from filling out Polly's memeonnaires.

I'd stop my wedding if:
hell freezesed over.

The world could do without:
any one of us, so just remember that.

Most recent thing I've bought myself:
glass of wine.

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
dinner

My favorite blonde is:
Polly's sister.

My favorite brunette is:
Veronica Lodge.

My favorite black haired person is:
Jughead.

My middle name is..
Graham.

In the morning I:
play the internet.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
bats.

Once, at a bar:
I assisted in performing a song Polly wrote.

Last night I was:
yours, you could do anything that you wanted to.

Tonight I am:
elsewhere.

My birthday is:
on April the 20th, 1965.