Now things really start winding down in a big way. I feel like I have been away for two years (it's been two weeks today). See selfie below.
Now I had almost forgotten I had the option of doing this but it bubbled up into my conscious mind on, probably, Thursday that Maustetytöt were playing somewhere in Helsinki on this day. I really wasn't sure where it was happening or what kind of event it was, and as is the wont of the Finns, it seems to be a really IYKYK kind of event, but it transpired ultimately that it was a summer festival (they like those kind of things - the youngs, I mean) at the big iceskating hall area. I managed to crack the cabal and the non-Finnish speakers' cocoon and got a ticket.I am tempted to say 'everything else on the bill was shit' but that's actually just a reflex - I wouldn't have a clue. The acts before and after Maustetytöt were definitely both shit, but I thought about it later - I mean if the organisers had one thing I liked on the bill, they probably had some others. But it was a hot, stupid day and I was nervous about being there in the first place and I wasn't in the mood to be overly experimental. So I just went for the one thing. This (above) is getting through security.
Very simple set up, two stages, everyone was at one stage. And I could see Maustetytöt setting up at this stage. They were actually lugging their gear. There were a few old people hanging around at the stage already. They regarded me suspiciously, fair enough.
It's not fair to take people's pictures when they haven't said you could, but luckily for me, en osaa puhua suomea so maybe I can basically do whatever I want and no-one can tell me not to. My en osaa puhua suomeaness also saved me when a, presumably, very drunk woman tried to inveigle me and the man standing next to me in some kind of tryst. I saw her putting her hands in his etc and I think she was probably talking to me too but when it came down to it I didn't understand anything she said so I was fairly impervious. I got the sense that he and maybe some other people admired my complete lack of engagement with her, but that might be projecting. They might have guessed I had no idea what was going on, although if I en osaa puhua suomea then what was I doing at a concert by a band that only puhua suomea? Well you may ask.
The show was really simple, very basic, straightforward, no bells nor whistles. It was mainly hits and it was really, really good in that completely understated, no showpersonship way that I would have expected. So I did take a lot of photos but really they're all basically the same!
They played for precisely an hour and then as soon as they finished someone else came on at the other stage. Whoever they were, they were insanely bad (even if they were meant to be, um, knowing or ironic or something - ?). Weird, weird context. I got out fast.Tell you one weird thing though. I was really concerned I would look like an old creep there, and be like the oldest person there by 200%. But there were plenty of people there older than me - ! Not even joking.
I don't know how old that friendly woman who I mentioned above might have seemed, I didn't look at her.