Saturday, December 13, 2025

apple tv yeah whatever

Why did I subscribe to Apple TV? I think it was because the second season of Severance which I somewhat strangely stopped watching after a couple of episodes. But I have to admit now I'm really enjoying Pluribus which is a completely fine show and also Slow Horses is not at all bad. Even if it does have that grotesque Mick Jagger theme music and if the guy who plays River looks so much like Topher Grace it's madness.

The hateable bit about Apple TV is the constant requirement to sign in. So you have five hot shows, ATV, I bet everyone is really dying to get to your stuff. The constant requirement for scanning a qr code makes ATV seem needy, needy, needy. We don't have to have so much neediness. 

Select Apple TV on your smart (groan) tv and then you have to scan the code while it exposes you to umpteen hits from all five of the abovementioned shows and then you sign in and your phone eventually tells Apple TV that you've signed in, and then you have to select Apple TV again... ffs. Then you have to select your program and then 'play'. Who are these people?! 


 

Friday, December 12, 2025

launceston's penny royal - ii

OK so using Melbourne newspapers from the 70s I managed to get a bit of a better understanding of the Penny Royal. I am embarrassed that I thought it was 'real'. It was a project of entrepreneur Roger Smith's. He was a British migrant who was involved in a lot of tourism (and hotel) businesses in Tasmania until he went bankrupt in, I think, 2004 (he died only a few years ago). Penny Royal was his favourite baby I think, though, and while it is a completely manufactured site (in an old quarry, well-positioned just outside Cataract Gorge and walking distance from central Launceston) he went a long way to making many of the features 'authentic'. Some or all of it was built with bricks from what seems to have been a demolished 19th century building (information is scant). He was adding all kinds of things to it through the 70s and 80s with ambition to build a tramline into the Gorge itself (somehow). None of that happened; there are a few tram tracks at the entrance to PR. 

I'm going to try and make a Wikipedia page about PR soon. The above is just from memory. 
 

other launceston

 

How Demis Roussos got into the Harry Secombe shop I do not know. 

Thursday, December 11, 2025

launceston's penny royal

Spent a few days in Launceston for a conference last week. I stayed at the Penny Royal - this has been a longstanding ambition and now I can say I've done it. I don't really understand the background to the Penny Royal at all, and the website for it doesn't help: 

The JAC Group purchased the Penny Royal Hotel and Apartments in 2013 together with a derelict theme park located at the bottom of a twenty-metre cliff behind the complex. The Penny Royal colonial era theme park was originally developed by Roger Smith in 1979 and then sold to various operators before ending up closed for a decade and left in a state of total disrepair. Josef was keen to restore the theme park to its former glory because it was Tasmania’s only theme park and an important part of Launceston’s heritage. After consulting with his team, the JAC Group spent twenty million dollars to redevelop the complex which was officially opened by the Premier of Tasmania the Hon. Will Hodgman MP on a rainy evening the 18th March 2016. The redevelopment involved demolishing and faithfully rebuilding the old buildings to fit them out with new restaurants, cafes and bars, as well as an ice creamery and wood fired pizzeria. 

I mean, the weird bit is that this story is told backwards and I really want to know more about whether this is an old place or not - ? The website is about the theme park anyway not the hotel which is right next door. This is the kind of thing Wikipedia should be doing for us not shit about baseball statistics. Or whatever most of Wikipedia is about, I don't know. 









I found out the truth: I'll tell you tomorrow

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

flook 10-15 december 1951




So as previously promised, Flook as it appeared in the Perth Daily News in 1951. The above is from 10 December. the below is from 11 December.

As mentioned earlier, nothing like the other two origin stories but the Rufus in this story is so weird I definitely get the sense he's an early iteration rather than a later reimagining. 




Here is the US introduction to the Flook origin story. I assume there as some kind of instruction regarding cutting to the chase. As I mentioned a moment ago, the Rufuses are very different. 



The old Rufus is much uglier. It didn't take long for him to get younger and less gruesome. The stuff published in the Flook and Moses Maggot book starts with the numbering 168, which suggests that it took, um, around 7 months to get to the Rufus we came to know. I suppose this also means that there's at least that long of the insufferable uncle, as well. We'll find out. 




Sunday, November 30, 2025

to anzac and back

We went on the train this afternoon, from Arden to State Library thence to Anzac and back. It was rad. Soon we will all be taking it for granted. But if we'd had a Liberal government the last ten years, we wouldn't have any nice things, unless you think an East-West Link through the zoo would be nice. 








Lol heads got to roll for this



seen on thursday evening

In our courtyard
At the intersection of Elgin and Lygon. 
 

Saturday, November 29, 2025

train



 



I can't pretend I'm not super excited about the new train line opening tomorrow. Parkville station has been open for viewing for the last week, so I had to go down and check it out of course. The jury is out on how much time it will save us, coming from North Melbourne, to get to for instance Parkville where I work, as opposed to continuing to take the 402 bus (or walking, which I am ashamed to say is actually not much more time than taking the bus but I still rarely do it). 

Well, it's a thrill. Melbourne will never be the same. I mean, that's true every day because it is always changing anyway, but this will be a big change not an incremental one. 

Also, Bongo* died and Albo and Jodie got married. 

*Bob 'Bongo' Starkie 1952-2025


Thursday, November 27, 2025

nobody home?

One day one way or another (as previously mentioned) this will end, or I will end and this will stay until it doesn't. 

I don't know if Blogger is a happy, healthy entity or whether next week it will all disappear except all us bloggers will be getting emails from companies in Romania saying 'good news! We can recover all your blog entries for only $22.87 per entry' (sorry Romania, I thought of you only because I am getting harassed by a Romanian-based English-language journal to submit a paper, as though I have papers sitting around just looking for a niche for me to poke them into). The entries will be randomly chosen and many of them will be from other blogs. 

When blogs suddenly disappear it'll make the news along the lines of, 'yes they still exist! Or rather, they did', like when someone finally pulls the pin on myspace (assuming this hasn't already happened). 

I  am flagging a potential issue because, just a moment ago, I tried to log in to this account and was then given an option by google to create a blog under rules decreed by the European Union. I had no idea what that was about but assumed I would just have to keep trying to do what I wanted to do until they stopped asking, a tactic that sometimes works and in this case did. Anyway, just mentioning it. Perhaps blogger costs nothing to run and aids the large language models of the world, so it will be enabled to continue by the bots which control us, I don't know. 

Also, I cut my thumb a few hours ago trying to cut some nectarines. I suppose this sounds a little like not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground, let me be more specific, I was cutting a nectarine and the knife slipped and I cut my thumb. One of those odd feelings. It's double bandaged and it doesn't hurt at all. But imagine the knife had slipped and gone right into my heart? Don't worry, I've already pre-loaded some new Flooks for your holiday season entertainment. 

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

audrey golden's shouting out loud

Picture of The Raincoats by Kevin Cummings, I believe, stolen from https://sheshreds.com/40-years-fairytales-retrospective-raincoats/ without permission

I've been a casual fan of the Raincoats for forty years or more (I bought their first EP when it came out; always enjoyed Moving and the 'No-one's Little Girl' single; for some bizarre reason never owned Odyshape; currently own the debut LP but for another or the same bizarre reason am not presently completely 'on top of' it and have the original version of Moving which I like a lot - gripe regarding this LP below). So - always aware of, often greatly enjoyed. I'm now about half-way through Audrey Golden's book about/with them. I was keen to read Golden's previous (first?) book, about the women who worked at Factory records, but only got about a third of the way through it because even though I loved the way it was done it soon reinforced for me how little I care about Factory records, aside from 'It's Hard to be an Egg'. 

Golden writes carefully and well about the minutiae of the Raincoats' late 70s London world, and seems to capture a slightly (or very) fractious, always engaged group of people (three main women, many guests, some of whom did not realise they were guests) producing work under The Raincoats banner. It seems the core group were very, very involved in the writing of this book which is presumably why so much is not explained (drummers keep getting thrown out of the band for meagrely outlined or just meagre reasons, for instance, and I have to assume the unexplainedness is something to do with either differing memories or disagreements leading to the tactical decision to just pump a bit of cloud into the room so no-one has to deal with mucky detail). 

Here is an example: when Golden explains the decision to drop three important songs from the third album, Moving, for the CD reissue the explanation is hazy, once again surely through the Raincoats' own hedging or eliding or something - ?! One of the removed songs is by Vicky Aspinall and she was, we are told, unwilling to see it perpetuate; the other two were by, and sung by, the original-incarnation-of-the-group's last drummer, Richard Dudanski, and he was not consulted about whether they would stay or go. This is very strange, and although we are told (I mean come on!) that the cover artwork was altered to fit only three women in silhouette rather than three women and a man as 'a design necessity in shifting from LP to CD' - someone better tell the people responsible for the 55 million album covers shrunk to CD size with no design change! - it must surely overall have been a decision calculated to present the Raincoats as a band of women rather than women and men. (In the book, Ana da Silva says that Dudanski's two songs 'didn't feel like The Raincoats' which is in one sense fair but in another sense, that's the record.) The weirdest part perhaps is Golden's editorial note: 'there's no digital whiteout for the past'. (pp. 193-4). Because firstly, remaking the album with one song added and three subtracted is using 'whiteout' - I suppose since it was a CD, that was 'digital whiteout'. Even if we take the group's explanation on face value, still surely the fact is that a Raincoats record including two songs with a man singing is not the kind of Raincoats record most people want to hear - and that's why they were dropped. The Dudanski songs are so 'digitally whiteout'-ed, that even an unofficial youtube sequence of songs ostensibly from the 'original vinyl' (using the CD cover art) eliminates them. OK I know it looks like I'm making a fuss because a man didn't get to be acknowledged for work with a women's band, so perhaps I should have picked another issue to get thingy about, but I do get a strong sense that - probably very justifiably - the last Raincoats standing, Ana da Silva and Gina Birch, are forever problem-solving the way they present or protect their historical decisions and their present existence. It is their story and they have the right to tell it, obviously, as they see fit. I am glad that Golden is in there to be referee and/or interpreter.  

There's a lot of pages spent on the revival of the group's fortunes/reputation by (particularly) Kurt Cobain claiming them as a personal favourite and also by the Riot Grrl movement (John Lydon has also said that their first album was the only real punk album and/or the only punk album he can tolerate - things like that). I know I have indulged in a bit of that kind of 'Blah Blah, a person millions adore and respect, adores and respects Thing X, therefore aiding the legitimising of Thing X' and I don't think AG goes there completely, though it's easy for the reader to drop into that mindset. As it transpired, a mooted Nirvana tour with the Raincoats as support didn't happen because of KC's suicide, but I can only imagine if it had happened it would have been a bit like when Tiny Tim went on tour with the Hoodoo Gurus - great for some in a IYKYK way, but awful for the support act whose fans were predominantly idiots out for a rockin' good time. I'm up to the bit where they're making their reunion album which for some reason Geffen continued to be committed to even though they no longer needed to curry favour with KC. 

So, so far, interesting enough book and certainly a band that deserves a careful, sensitive writer like AG who isn't prone to lazy hack writing and who puts in the work. I think I have about a hundred pages to go. 

Monday, November 24, 2025

kensington shed

Perry and I went to Kensington a few days ago and we saw this shed of a demolished house. 

'What's demolition?'

Sunday, November 23, 2025

late seventies mushroom

A few months ago....

Listening to one of those Mushroom records CDs of the entire (?) output of the label on I guess 7" single, the CD that starts with 'All My Friends Are Getting Married'. Most of these songs (some of them died a death before I even heard them on radio/TV) are programmed into my mind, with various misunderstood or unknown connotations so that they seem a lot more vivid to me than most music, even though at the same time I am aware they generally speaking suck. But 'All My Friends...' for instance - surely a track written in desperation or at least with strong ambition to keep the Skyhooks machine rumbling along - not a great song. But a song that still means a lot to me, introduced me to some kind of understanding of societal expectations I guess, I don't think I really had a clue (at 11 or 12 or however old I was when this record came out) how old Skyhooks and/or their pitch audience were, but apparently there is an age when all your friends get married, and you have mixed feelings about it. I think even at that young age - maybe not, but soon after that age - I became aware that Shirley Strachan sang songs written by Greg Macainsh who didn't sing. So there is a moment in AMFAGM where a character directly addresses Shirl, and it's like wait a minute - is this Macainsh writing a song about SS's experience? Or did he just transpose 'Shirl' for 'Greg'? Well, I don't know, and from what I gather GM isn't up for talking about his own experience or process much. As far as I know he hasn't written a song for thirty years, at least, he hasn't released any. AFAIK. 

Mother Goose's 'Baked Beans' is just drivel, so is 'The Mighty Rock' whoever that's by (Stars?). 'Don't Throw Stones' and other Sports singles are just completely brilliant. Some other stuff on here is exceptionally good, even Scandal's version of 'How Long' which, you know, who cares? Three years after the original! But I guess their credible answer could be, actually we did a pretty good version of a pretty good song. 

Jo Jo Zep's 'Hit and Run' is, well, amazeballs, still, a hundred years later. 

Well done everyone, is all I can say really. Even the people who did a bad job, well done to you too. You existed in the seventies and permeated my mental landscape. 

This CD ends with Russell Morris and the Rubes' version of 'Hush', which is almost when I was onboarded into seeing pop stars as real people. I have surely mentioned it before - I did work experience at Richmond Recorders, which was kind of a mid-range and affordable recording studio in, god I can't remember where, probably Richmond, and the week I 'worked' there, Russell Morris and the Rubes were recording demos there ('for Japan'). They'd had a hit* with 'Hush' (RM's second time having a hit with 'Hush') and then they made these demos for an album, which ultimately they recorded elsewhere (AAM), but it had 'Hush' on it. Anyway, I have told you about this already, here. 

* Well my top 40 research book says actually they didn't have a hit with that song. So I guess I'm wrong. But it must have got enough attention that Mushroom decided to pay for an LP.

Thursday, November 20, 2025

be happy your music is bad & you should feel bar

 

At the lift buttons third floor Curtin House

Once again, google or something is doing its level best to make it very hard for me to access this blog to add more swizzle/sizzle/shizzle whatever you want to call what I add. It (or this computer?? I dunno) is always wanting me to add extra protections and also to sign in via an account that should just be always available. So, whatever it's trying to do it hasn't beaten me yet but one day I suppose I won't be able to get to it at all and all that will appear thereafter is things I have set to activate 'ten years after I wrote it' etc. I love that activation feature but I suppose it might come back to bite me if I lose control of it. 

Don't laugh but I have thought of making a little book of the best of this blog, because I still (despite what I said above regarding its inerasability) don't trust the internet but do (despite the fact no-one cares about books) do trust paper. I mean it's all pretty inconsequential, but I must have put thousands of hours into this blog, at the same time, it's all pretty inconsequential, at the same time, what isn't? 


Saturday, November 15, 2025

books just get in the way

This is the ground floor of the Bailleu library, the main library at my workplace. Until a few weeks ago (maybe even last week) this was full of books, largely history books. The periodicals were also kept here. All gone. Apparently to the 2nd floor except for the ones that didn't fit, which must have been most of them, which are now in offsite storage.

Look, I try and try and try to resist thinking that everything's enshittified but for crying out loud...
 

Thursday, November 13, 2025

nancy getting treatment







The many moods of Nancy. She had radiation treatment today for a tumour on her thyroid. She will be in isolation until Tuesday at the earliest and then back home (but still in isolation) for another two weeks. I miss her very much but feel hopeful that this will conquer all her thyroid problems. 

apple tv yeah whatever

Why did I subscribe to Apple TV? I think it was because the second season of Severance which I somewhat strangely stopped watching after a c...